FOUR FOR FOREPLAY

I always try to escape V-day. Either by locking myself up in the house or getting really drunk with fellow bitter single friends or attending UP Fair. Well since V-day landed on a Monday, locking myself up wasn’t an option. So I figured dafuq with this, I’m gonna go out on the weekend before V-day and try to feel good about myself until Monday.

So I went to the first ever organized party of one of my college orgs in UP: UP MCO. It made me feel…old. Seeing the faces of the young MCOers filled with drunken or buzzed happiness, unaware that real life is gonna fuck them up real soon, brought back memories…happier memories.

I would like to thank the three amazing bitches of my life who each saw me at my best and worst (all at separate occasions of course). I love you guys. You guys always make me feel…worse. But that’s okay, because all four of us know that worse for me is actually better in one way or another. Gusto ko ito, ginusto ko ito, gugustuhin ko ito. Because I am iconic that way.

It was also great seeing familiar faces like forever beautiful Patitay, current TNP EIC Franz, and wildness incarnate Alisa.

Now no party would be complete without incriminating pics. However, since it was a college party, we were all pretty sober. It would take more than several shots to take any of us down. We have no kidneys. We are tambays-sa-kanto in shimmering clothing. The blood that flows in our veins is 10% proof alcohol. Anyway, I would like to dedicate the next pic to uber awesome Lova….I had oodles of fun trying to look for her in every pic (except for the first pic). Look for Lova!

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SUPER THANKS JOEY CORTEL

My buddy from MCO made this poem for me. Thanks Joey it was really nice. 🙂 By the way Joey is a girl…Marijoe kasi.

I think you can say that I’m lucky
to have him as my buddy.
He is so cool and jolly,
let’s not forget he’s also funny.

He convinced me not to quit
because I’m next in line to be it
and I didn’t defer like the rest
that’s why I’m here doing my best.

This little poem is not about me
but about this person named Jean.
He was born in March seventeen
and adores the color green.

He showers using Clear
kaya he’s gwapo when he appears.
Safeguard makes his body clean
just like a queen.

He loves to watch Glee
and hear them sing.
But can he perform like them?
That I have to see.

Jean loves to eat and eat
may it be Mcdonald’s or isaw sa street
But isn’t it amazing why he’s so thing?
You want to scream fuckyeahskinnybitch.

Jean is a sinner
But 7 Deadly Jeans is a winner.
Read his blogspot posts
coz everything in there just blows.

Jean is on his way there.
On his way to being great
College will be over for him soon,
his thesis will definitely make us swoon

I will stop right here praising Jean
for it might have no end.
In the coming days I’m excited
to bond with him over some Bacardi.