I have just watched Kung Fu Panda and The Happening this week. I have anticipated both movies since summer. I love the surreal feel of animated films and the chills thriller films bring down my spine. Plus Kung Fu Panda stars the biggest names in Hollywood while The Happening is directed by uber great M. Night Shyamalan.
Kung Fu Fighting!!
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift that is why it is called present”-Master Ugue

I love pandas. While other kids might have teddy bears to bring to sleep, I on the other hand had a stuffed panda bear (which I fondly named Nicola) to bring to sleep when I was an innocent (yes, there was a time I was) child. Maybe it’s the beautiful contrast of their black and white fur, or their pure subsistence on bamboo, or because they don’t roar like their unsophisticated bear cousins, whatever the reason is, pandas are one of the greatest animals I have ever seen.
Kung Fu movies are fun to watch. The flips, the kicks, the jumps, the splits, how I wish I could do just one! Chinese martial art is so amazing that almost all action movies have to incorporate it in the fight scenes.
Kung Fu Panda is not the first instance I have seen the two things above mixed. Before the movie came, I was already doing kicks and fancy punches using a panda. Yes, Xiaoyu’s pet panda, Panda, in the Playstation game series Tekken is the very first Kung Fu Panda and not Po. There was also Genma Saotome from the anime Ranma 1/2, but he’s not counted since he’s only half a panda…
I really enjoyed watching the movie. After all it is not everyday that you see Jack Black, Lucy Liu, and Angelina Jolie all in one movie (well maybe not ‘see’…more of ‘hear’ actually). The graphics is amazing and the animation is fluid and flawless. Po’s rolling belly is a laugh! Jack Black’s comic delivery of his lines is not bad either. Angelina Jolie’s sultriness as a femme fatale is still very much evident in her role as Master Tigress. However I was quite disturbed by the lotus flowers atop Master Viper’s head. It is so not Lucy Liu. Hahaha! The abundance of fabled characters is not new to animated movies. The pigs, ducks, and bunnies overload might be too much for some, like me, but the presence of rhinoceros guards is just plain wrong! I am quite sure there that there are no rhinoceroses in China.
“There is no charge for awesomeness…or attractiveness” - Po
Kung Fu Panda is a great excuse to lift one’s spirits in this time of perpetually depressing oil hikes. I just wish I could just fly to wherever I want ala Master Crane Style, or avoid the soaring price hikes like Master Viper, or kick some Arroyo administration butt ala Master Monkey, or karate chop some smart ass female senator in the Master Mantis style, or just punch a hole in the pockets of those greedy oil cartels as Master Tigress, or just freaking die in a sea of peach tree petals ala Master Ugue…at least then I will have true peace like Master Shifu.
Flower Power!

The plants are after us! Because of global warming caused by man’s stupidity, nature is fighting back! Literally! At least according to M. Night Shyamalan’s latest movie.
During the start of the movie, I kind of felt that the plot’s conflict is lame. But as the film progressed and the complexity of the ‘attacks’ is becoming clearer, I began to have second thoughts. This movie gives new meaning to a lot of old clichés. By the end of the movie you might have different views on Kingdom Plantae. Especially if you are a vegan!! Hahahaha!
Old Clichéd Sayings Given New Meanings:
More is NOT merrier! - the higher number of population triggers the attacks
Not all your greens are good for you! - the plants are indeed the ones responsible for the attacks
Just KILL yourself - the plant spores literally causes humans to just kill themselves
One is NOT the loneliest number! - being alone might save you, but you have to stay sealed in your house too
Though the concept of vegetation trying to do us in is quite scary, I don’t think the population of the Philippines should worry. For one thing we don’t have parks in which the attacks might start from. But the thought of plants attacking us is not far from the truth. Recent researches suggest that plants indeed have ‘consciousness’ and can respond rapidly to human stimulus in the cellular and chemical level. If plants like the Venus flytrap can trap insects to nourish itself, it might be possible for plants to develop ways of destroying its biggest threat: human beings.
So the next time you break a twig from that unassuming shrub or step on that poor flowering bud, think about The Happening. It might happen to you! Hahaha!